foot race

An extremely drunk girl at a bar who flirts with numerous guys. She's definitely getting laid, the question is with what guy.

Dude, grab your nikes, that blonde over there is a foot race.

foot race by emptythecache December 9, 2008

Russian foot race 

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

Russian foot race by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

alaskan foot race by flippzies July 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008