foot race

An extremely drunk girl at a bar who flirts with numerous guys. She's definitely getting laid, the question is with what guy.

Dude, grab your nikes, that blonde over there is a foot race.

foot race by emptythecache December 9, 2008

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Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

Russian foot race by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

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alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

alaskan foot race by flippzies July 7, 2011

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