foot race

An extremely drunk girl at a bar who flirts with numerous guys. She's definitely getting laid, the question is with what guy.

Dude, grab your nikes, that blonde over there is a foot race.

foot race by emptythecache December 9, 2008

Russian foot race 

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

Russian foot race by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

alaskan foot race by flippzies July 7, 2011