foot hockey

a game that is essentially a cross between soccer and hockey. It is played with however many people, usually around 4 to 11 per side. It's played on a road or other flat surface, preferably covered with snow. A tennis ball is used in place of a traditional hockey puck, and feet replace hockey sticks (just like in soccer). The nets are the same size as a hockey net, but are often quickly made out of available materials (like pylons, bags, coats) and lack a crossbar. The rules are unofficial, which is what makes it so great, and resemble soccer except the goalie may throw the ball to a player and that player is allowed to catch it with his/her hands, as well as the inclusion of crosschecking in order to gain possession of the ball.

Person #1: Hey it's too cold to play soccer, and we don't have any hockey equipment to play in the winter. What do you want to do?
Person #2: Let's put the two sports together, have complete disregard for any official rules, hope for the best, and call it foot hockey.

foot hockey by hoftstadter January 7, 2010

Foot Hickey 

When you suck toes too hard, you give your girl foot jockeys. They’re difficult to get rid of- they require more sucking.
Honestly, we would recommend laying off the toes for a while. Maybe write some lyrics: Ima eat them toes like they fried chicken, put some ranch on em and start lickin’.

I gave Michelle foot hickeys last night bro!

Foot Hickey by Hmu Rabbi November 5, 2018