foot bath 

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

foot bath by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014

Greek foot bath

The act of cumming on one’s own feet.

“Did you hear what John did?”

“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot bath’ this morning. What a weirdo.”

Greek foot bath by JDriver June 30, 2023

Florida Foot Bath 

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

Florida Foot Bath by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

New Jersey footbath 

The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.

"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"

New Jersey footbath by DerrekM September 30, 2006