foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath
Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*
by poopmaster72plop March 05, 2014
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Greek foot bath

The act of cumming on one’s own feet.
“Did you hear what John did?”

“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot baththis morning. What a weirdo.”
by JDriver June 30, 2023
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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
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