foods ghost 

fart, trump, ass gas, turd tornado

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

foods ghost by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008

foods before dudes 

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

foods before dudes by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Cup Foods

The most famous neighborhood corner grocery store in-the-WORLD!!!

I predict that Cup Foods, at 38th Street & Chicago Avenue, will become the "Haight-Ashbury" district of Minneapolis! Visitors, as well as residents will visit this intersection to see it for themselves, and to say that they've been there.

Cup Foods by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2021

Hellhole Foods 

A place to buy groceries that promise to add to your quality of life, but do the opposite by removing the quantity of your bank account.

Ugh, I just spent all my rent money at Hellhole Foods on these 3 bags of organic fruits and veggies and some bespoke salt.

Hellhole Foods by Luxmatic February 12, 2022

Whole Foods 

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.

Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"

Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."

Whole Foods by JohnE123454 September 5, 2010

junkfort foods

(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it

I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.

junkfort foods by Xavier Knoxville May 5, 2015

Whole Foods leftist 

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.

That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.

Whole Foods leftist by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016