An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
by ThatOneFoxGuy November 25, 2013
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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by Gourmet Mike January 28, 2012
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To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
by Dommyb11 May 16, 2011
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An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.
by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011
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by Gurt B Frobe August 10, 2006
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by jose_spydah July 16, 2011
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