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(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).
1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!
fonch by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday
Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.
Fonch by God4266 January 27, 2019
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verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.
My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.
fonch by monica blanchard September 6, 2008
Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness
Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!
fonch by Kenneth March 18, 2003
When a teammate does particularly bad during a video game.
"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"

or

"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."
Fonch by legionaryleader November 22, 2022
Round orb variation of finches and canaries.
I have a pet fonchly fonch.
Fonch by Eggertonian December 19, 2023

Faggot Fonch 

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.
Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.
Faggot Fonch by Insane V April 16, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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