The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018