folded napkin

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"
by Folded Napkin April 22, 2016
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fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.
Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.
by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018
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