feffed 

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

feffed by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

foffer 

a false offer, totally full of shit when offering help

can i help you move your furniture? such a foffer!!!

foffer by Ron A. August 22, 2007

foffee 

A coffee based drink that has so much cream, sugar and other flavorings in it that it hardly seems fair to call it coffee. Fake, or pho-coffee.

I don't care if it's bad for me, but I love me some Starbucks foffee.

foffee by Slapdash34 February 27, 2010

foofed

Getting dressed up, dolled up, adding a bit more glamor to your current appearance. Doing something extra nice to your hair, clothing, etc. Looking more "hot" than you already are!

I am going to get a little foofed up tonight, so I'll look good for my hot date with Jeff.

foofed by Sarahricaz September 26, 2008

Foffer 

An individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
("Foffing" while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)

I used to know a guy named August. Now he's nothing but a shameful foffer. All he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it's so gross.

Foffer by Wannabe Grandpa August 4, 2007

fuffed 

Ruined, screwed up.

John fuffed the sentence.

fuffed by Jonathon.R March 7, 2007

Fuffed 

Completely off-your-face wrecked.

Oh my god, I feel absolutely fuffed!

Fuffed by RhiD November 18, 2009