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Fuck n Chuck

a person you go out with to fuck and then dump em.
kane was just an fnc so i dumped him last night.
by bRiTtNeYxx July 09, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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FNC or Fap. Nap. Crap.

For when you are feeling pretty sick or bad, and all you need is one of these.

any combo of the two seems to work
Brian: duuuude, you look really sick man,
Steven: Yea man, feeling really crook aye
Brian: Have a FNC dude, makes ya feel really good.
by MrAxespoe January 01, 2010
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abbreviation for Fuck Neo-Cons. Summary of public attitudes toward people like Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and the editors of conservapedia.
You're watching Fox News Channel? FNC!
by Bermy88 April 30, 2009
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FOX News Channel

Cable news station owned by Rupert Murdoch' News Corporation.

Fair and Balanced news in reponse to the liberal bias of ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and MSNBC.

Consistently has higher ratings than CNN and MSNBC combined.
Greta Van Sustren hosts the show "On The Record" on FNC.
by SAC October 24, 2004
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Fear No Conservatives.

Fox News Channel has never met a Republican they didn't like.
by KRHimself April 04, 2004
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