FMT

fondle my testicles - similar to SMD but easier and less likely to cause STDs

girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: FMT
girl: y?
boy: its easier and less likely to cause STDs than SMD
girl: k

by weejooooooo March 29, 2010

FMTS

Fuck Me To Sleep. Used to express severe annoyance or exasperation.

FMTS, my test score was so awful!

by Nutty201 December 27, 2017

FMT

Short and snappy version of the phrase "Fuck My Tits" used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near-orgasmic pleasure.

#1. My exam today was awful. FMT.

#2. OMG, bacon pepperoni pizza. FMT.

by emo(y) October 14, 2009

FMTS

Fuck my typing skills. Generally used after a typo

Did u see tit?
*It
fmts

by Maniacmixklutz April 09, 2009

FMT

Short for: Fuck My Team

I was playing TDM in CoD, got 33 kills, only 4 deaths, and lost anyway. The next best guy on my team got 5 kills and 17 deaths. FMT.

by Dave0401 August 03, 2010

Fmt

Abbreviation for “Fuck my throat”

Boy: hey wasup girl: come fmt rn

by Dtxfine March 25, 2021

FMT

Favorite My Tweet

FMT if you have big feet

FMT if you believe in gay marriage

FMT if you love this photo

by Nicholas Cage I March 27, 2013