fmt

Fuck my typing. Occurs in online chat. Usually attributed to a string of typo's in ones messages, or a typo that brings on embarrassment/humiliation.

Similar to fml.

Person A - so at teh las tminute, I bloted otu the bcak door. and teh bset part was no oen ever knwe! i twa sbrilliant.
Person B - ???
Person A - fmt!

*Person A starts retyping their fail, correctly.*

by DrMolotov July 30, 2010

FMT

fondle my testicles - similar to SMD but easier and less likely to cause STDs

girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: FMT
girl: y?
boy: its easier and less likely to cause STDs than SMD
girl: k

by weejooooooo March 29, 2010

FMTS

Fuck Me To Sleep. Used to express severe annoyance or exasperation.

FMTS, my test score was so awful!

by Nutty201 December 26, 2017

FMT

Short and snappy version of the phrase "Fuck My Tits" used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near-orgasmic pleasure.

#1. My exam today was awful. FMT.

#2. OMG, bacon pepperoni pizza. FMT.

by emo(y) October 14, 2009

FMTS

Fuck my typing skills. Generally used after a typo

Did u see tit?
*It
fmts

by Maniacmixklutz April 08, 2009

FMT

Short for: Fuck My Team

I was playing TDM in CoD, got 33 kills, only 4 deaths, and lost anyway. The next best guy on my team got 5 kills and 17 deaths. FMT.

by Dave0401 August 03, 2010

Fmt

Abbreviation for “Fuck my throat”

Boy: hey wasup girl: come fmt rn

by Dtxfine March 24, 2021