Bf: what do you want me to do with you ;)
Gf: you know what I want
Bf: no tell me
Gf: I want you to fmd
Gf: you know what I want
Bf: no tell me
Gf: I want you to fmd
by bigbrain:)) August 19, 2020
Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.
A way of expressing something.
A way of expressing something.
by stuey_boy May 06, 2008
Acronym for 'fuck me dead', often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as Facebook, Myspace and so on.
example 1:
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"
example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"
example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."
by bearcakes91 April 24, 2009
Sebastion: Dude. You have to help me with my project.
Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.
Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.
Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.
Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.
by Sawa. May 21, 2010
Fuck My Day. When FML (Fuck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD may be more reasonable.
by creatorOfFMD March 20, 2011