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Fuck My Day. When
FML
(Fuck my
life
) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD
may
be more reasonable.
A bird
just shit
on my
head
. FMD.
FMD
by
creatorOfFMD
April 4, 2011
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mug.