flying spider 

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted

Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider

flying spider by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

flying spider monkey by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

Yukon flying spider

A sexual act in which you jump out of a plane naked and have sex with your partner in the air. land in ice cold water and then shit in the water.

guy1= heyy what did you do on the weekend?
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!

Yukon flying spider by Yukonfun333 December 2, 2009

Floridian Flying Spider 

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

Floridian Flying Spider by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024