fly's fart

close to nothing, next to zero

it's a fly's fart chance the everyday fan will see a game live.

by alex-k December 14, 2008

Flying Fart

When someone you know jumps beside you and in mid air they let out a fart.

I was just sitting in my room watch TV when out of nowhere my roommate decides to give me a flying fart.

by Troofus October 6, 2009

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015