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The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"
Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*
Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019
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Captain Fluke 

He is the amazing Captain Fluke! He plays games, but doesn't really stick to a "let's play," but that's pretty cool that he doesn't. He has a few play lists that include MULTIplaying!, Playing!, and some mine craft. He is in a crew (Rage calls it Crew but the others are trying to find a better one), with RageGamingVideos, GenerationHollow, Evanz111 Tyde, Peace, and Gubiak. Captain Fluke just goes by the name of Fluke or Will. Mainly Fluke because Evanz111's name is also Will. Will (Fluke) has googles, that is what he mine craft skin is wearing. On mine craft people say he loves Ocelots.
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Goober Fluker 

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.
Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

you so fluke 

you so fluke man.
you so fluke by ang.ching August 1, 2015
A lucky fucker

Used to describe a lucky mother fucker
I can’t believe he won the lottery he’s a flukker
Flukker by Dumb high schooler April 24, 2019
I'm getting flukie with the Area 51 boys
flukie by @area51 December 2, 2014
You broke your ankle stage-diving, received medical attention backstage, and then got to meet the entire band who invited you to spend your two-month convalescence at their country manor while they recorded their new album, regularly asking for your artistic input and dubious vocal talents as backup singer? You flukey bastard.
flukey by Kurisuchan June 19, 2013