fluffy nope

a cat-sized American mammal of the weasel family, with distinctive black-and-white-striped fur. When threatened it squirts a fine spray of foul-smelling irritant liquid from its anal glands toward its attacker.

Also see Skunk

Oh my god Matt, do you smell that fluffy nope?

Matt, that weed you got is the fluffy nope!

by Danger Noodle October 23, 2015