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Flowgasm 

Noun. (Fl-oh-gah-sum)

The desired action of one male, typically of hockey-player origin, having such luxurious hair, or flow, that is irresistible to women.

Typically accompanied by said women's fixation and inability to remove their hands from aforementioned Flow, and the loss of one, or both, parties' clothing.
A: Did you see that puck-slut last night at the party?

B: Yeah...She was all over my Flow man. She was whispering about Flowjobs so I took her back and completed the night with an enriching Flowgasm.
Flowgasm by SnatchNapkin014 March 30, 2012
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Flowgasm 

The orgasm resulting from someone's insane amount of flow.
"Look at Jake's flow! I think I just had a Flowgasm."
Flowgasm by KMCGRATH February 16, 2010
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flowgasm 

Flowgasm: Noun/Verb/Adverb
In males, possibly females:
an orgasm, that comes out in one stream, rather than pulses.

Usually after an extended period of teasing to near orgasm, and usually a 2nd orgasm/not fully loaded.
When a woman after your first orgasmusually teases your member close to orgasm, for an extended period.
usually 30+ minutes or multiple hours, the longer and closer the more likely, you will have a flowgasm.
Also likely when stimulated for a long period when you think you cannot orgasm again.
it will just flow out, w/o any pulses or sometimes one pulse followed by a flow.
flowgasm by MercurialVulcan June 22, 2018
The trance-like, orgasmic state of being which is produced by listening to and/or singing along with Florence + The Machine.
Last night, Florence and the Machine was on Letterman. I had a Flogasm right in front of my parents.
Flogasm by The Jozzer February 22, 2011
When a female stranger, in any place or time, randomly makes a loud sound, as if orgasming.
" Dude, last night in the bar this really hot girl had a major flogasm."
Flogasm by lasagnaeater January 3, 2009
The resulting release that occurs after Flopounding for several minutes.
1. Why do you look so exhausted?

Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!

2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?

Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
Flogasm by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011

Fl0wgasm 

Sexual climax from external (on top of clothing) stimulation. Used to please your special lady friend despite her Aunt Flow unexpectedly dropping by.
“Flow came early this month... I’ll have to make due with a fl0wgasm.”
Fl0wgasm by Untitled Folder May 17, 2020
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