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Flowgasm 

Noun. (Fl-oh-gah-sum)

The desired action of one male, typically of hockey-player origin, having such luxurious hair, or flow, that is irresistible to women.

Typically accompanied by said women's fixation and inability to remove their hands from aforementioned Flow, and the loss of one, or both, parties' clothing.
A: Did you see that puck-slut last night at the party?

B: Yeah...She was all over my Flow man. She was whispering about Flowjobs so I took her back and completed the night with an enriching Flowgasm.
Flowgasm by SnatchNapkin014 March 30, 2012
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Flowgasm 

The orgasm resulting from someone's insane amount of flow.
"Look at Jake's flow! I think I just had a Flowgasm."
Flowgasm by KMCGRATH February 16, 2010

flowgasm 

Flowgasm: Noun/Verb/Adverb
In males, possibly females:
an orgasm, that comes out in one stream, rather than pulses.

Usually after an extended period of teasing to near orgasm, and usually a 2nd orgasm/not fully loaded.
When a woman after your first orgasmusually teases your member close to orgasm, for an extended period.
usually 30+ minutes or multiple hours, the longer and closer the more likely, you will have a flowgasm.
Also likely when stimulated for a long period when you think you cannot orgasm again.
it will just flow out, w/o any pulses or sometimes one pulse followed by a flow.
flowgasm by MercurialVulcan June 22, 2018

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026