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Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
“HEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK”

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

Big Floppy Donkey Dick 

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

big floppy donkey dick 

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

big floppy donkey dick 

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

fricken floppy donkey dick

something you yell out lound when you are a little bit angry
fricken floppy donkey dick, i got an F in english
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