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Floor Tom 

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
Floor Tom by Floor Tom February 25, 2024

Floor Tom'd 

The action of beeing eaten by a floor tom of a drum set. (See Teen Girl Squad episode 8).
She was floor tom'd!
Floor Tom'd by Evan May June 7, 2005

Floor Tommmed

To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo
The Ugly one has been floor tommed.
Floor Tommmed by Xero January 20, 2005

tom flood 

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.
tom flood by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026