Floor Nigger
I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!
Floor Nigger by Skyynet November 17, 2010
floor nigger
Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell
person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
floor nigger by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
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Floor-nigger
Floor-nigger(s) occur in high frequency when an undead man usually of Nazi zombie origins, has his legs removed by ballistic means
"oh no no no no mate mate, floor-nigger floor niggers, watch out for the floor niggers" or " oh no no no mate we have a nigger breach"
Floor-nigger by catboyrico April 16, 2009
Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole
When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
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Floorigger by thechimppimp April 15, 2023
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