floke

A failed sex act.

"She fell off the bed, it was a total floke."
Or
"I went home with her, but we were too drunk. I floked."

by cmxx February 17, 2015

Floke

An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.

Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.

by tommyfommy123529 August 10, 2023

Floke

Slang for Fuck, so you can say floke without getting introuble

What the Floke is that Bitch doing here, either you get her out of her soon or im gonna Floking Cock slap her.

by Wilcom October 05, 2006

Floking

The act of floking refers to the trading of a can of coke and a flake in return for manual stimulation and is in essence "light prostitution".

The most common form of floking is the trade of a 330ml can of coke and a 38g cadburys flake in exchange for a handjob.

I can't believe I got a sweet handjob just for some sweets!

Yeah floking is fucking awesome!

Underage Floking Rules!

by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009

Floke

To laugh at something somebody said and realize that it isn't a joke.

Someone told me that they were voting for Donald Trump so I had to floke a little bit.

by slurdat3 September 20, 2016

floked

fucked up whether by drugs or alchi... but unlike flished, this is a bad fucked up

V was so floked yesterday she couldnt even get up to get her phone that was ringing

by valerella April 20, 2006

Floke

The act of stroking a flaccid penis.

I floked him until he was hard and then kept stroking the rest of the hand job

by TRexLexi69 January 30, 2022