Flog the Dolphin 

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

Flog the Dolphin by bill gates February 6, 2003

Flog the Dolphin 

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

Flog the Dolphin by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Flog the Dolphin 

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

Flog the Dolphin by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Flog the dolphin 

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

Flog the dolphin by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flog the dolphin 

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

flog the dolphin by conradical55 January 8, 2011