floaf

Adjective:

Another word for sex.
Too much floafing can be called ECFD (excessive compulsive floafing disorder.)

Ex: Boy: i think i love you baby.
Girl: shutup, you're just tryna floaf me.

Boy: My parents were Floafing last night in my car -___-

by danikaxxlynn June 21, 2011

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Floaf

When a cat sits in a position so it looks like it has no limbs and takes a fluffy loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.

"Look at that floaf right there. Totally majestic."
or
"Cats are the cutest when they floaf."

by Conchiepuff June 21, 2017

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Floaf: adj. Term to describe a true Absolute Unit in loaf form.

"I see this chinchilla is of floaf proportions."

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The beer gut on a woman. The large bulging mass in the vaginal area of older obese women. Also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front butt.

Check out her floaf. Its like her ass is in the front.

by Joe Campbell August 23, 2007

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by VixenPaws156 August 11, 2022

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