by ileanna August 5, 2008
Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.
HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.
by KillahBee October 17, 2006
Ugh, he's such a like flirter. Every time I post something on Facebook, he has to like it.
I just posted this picture and Ryan liked it. Do you think he's like flirting with me?
I just posted this picture and Ryan liked it. Do you think he's like flirting with me?
by acceber16 February 5, 2013
A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.
"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.
In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.
URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!
People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.
In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.
URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!
People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...
I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
by HoopyFrood92 February 14, 2010
When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.
guy: "your not bad for a chick."
girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."
guy: "your voice is sexy."
girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."
girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."
guy: "your voice is sexy."
girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."
by annnnonnnnymous August 23, 2011
A person who can't flirt with somebody he/she likes because the person will get anxious being gossiped about it.
Commonly used with people with autism, anxiety,...
Commonly used with people with autism, anxiety,...
by Yumi Ishiyama November 12, 2022