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Flimsy Hand Syndrome 

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.
"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.
I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

flimsy low-hand 

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.
That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....