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n. An animal who dresses in human costume in order to achieve sexual arousal.
Did you know that Smokey the Bear is a fleshie? He can only get hard when wearing an attractive-woman mask and talking about fire prevention.
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Idk, that shit they say in Casper's Scare School
"We don't allow fleshies in our school"
Fleshie by Devante Jordan Olayemi November 13, 2021
a fleshie is that of a stretched earlobe piercing, this can be any size and in any side of the ear or both, the usual 16 gauge piercing of the earlobe is stretched out by various means to produce a very large hole
"i have a fleshie in my left ear" lol its only about 8mm atm im thinking of stretching it to ten
Fleshie by Dr_Zoidburg December 16, 2008

Champagne Freshies 

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first
Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters
Champagne Freshies by IDunkLe April 3, 2011
hey! Nice new haircut kiddo! That's a nice freshie~ Mr. Morris

Freshie Boys 

The boys that were anything but the usual boys. A group located in the far away place of Cairns Australia. These boys were local legends to the Suburb of Freshwater. in the early years you would see them ride through the fields on their push bikes, filming videos and playing soccer in the local school. Later on you could find them by the Stratford park blazing into the night. They had the freshest tunes, many were heard playing in their car of choice, the Landy. Most commonly begining and ending on a wub.
Lil Boi: Is that the Freshie Boys?

Landy: Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub
Lil G: Well of course they're blazing mad AK's and playing wubs.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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