Utter bullshit. An obvious lie to cover up cheating that is doubly insulting because in addition to being dishonest, it assumes the listener is stupid or clueless.
"So, you spent the night with Teresa because you were studying together? You think I'm stupid? What kind of flaxseed oil excuse is that?"
The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.
Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.
Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"
Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!