An old-fashioned English way of saying "blonde". As flax possesses golden fibers, this term was inevitably used for a person with fair hair.
Her flaxen tresses falling from her kerchief, the farm girl ventured through the snow to the barn to milk the cows.
by Lorelili September 4, 2006
Get the flaxen mug.An extremely hairy vagina (where hair has even spread to the asshole) where the hair has matted together by filth due to poor hygiene resulting in a hairy stinky unpleasantness
jesus i went to go down on this bitch last night and she had a right Flaxen Chulupa, nearly threw up from the smell
by Ibram Gaunt August 12, 2010
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Guy 1: Man i was absolutely dangling in my lax game the other day.
Guy 2: Bra thats not an accomplishment, the other team was filled with flaxers who didn't even know how to play
Guy 1: Yeah i know dude but who cares i still dangled all over those flaxers
Guy 2: Bra thats not an accomplishment, the other team was filled with flaxers who didn't even know how to play
Guy 1: Yeah i know dude but who cares i still dangled all over those flaxers
by lax dangler all day June 18, 2009
Get the flaxer mug.Short for flamenugget, a much more demeaning way of saying loser. Also can take the spot of calling someone gay.
Person 1 "Dude, I have been hanging out in front of prairie market lately hittin' on schoolies."
Person 2 "Damn man, you're a flamenug."
Person 2 "Damn man, you're a flamenug."
by Ghostbusterfreak March 24, 2010
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Don Flamenco is one of the Opponents you'll fight in Punch-Out!! (Wii) in Major Circuit, he is shown to be the Major Circuit Champion, you might start to think until he tells you the audacity to call you "V A M O S V A M O S" and yeah, fuck him over like a piece of ####. you might wanna talk about the Infinite Combo Trick. his Nationality is shown to be Spanish.
his Cutscene is shown uppercuttin' a Bull, and gives a flower to a random girl (which is Carmen, probably his GF) and that's a reference to his lines saying "¿Has visto, hombre? ¿Cómo gano el amor de las chicas?" (Have you seen it, man? how i win the girls' love?"
on TD (Title Defense/Career Mode but Hard), he is shown to be a Emo (black hair and black rose or such idk), his cutscene on TD shows him destroy the "Little Mac has become the WVBA Champion!" poster and lift some Dumbbell before going for a Rematch with the Protagonist, Little Mac. (and his Title Defense theme is so good)
Don Flamenco is one of the Opponents you'll fight in Punch-Out!! (Wii) in Major Circuit, he is shown to be the Major Circuit Champion, you might start to think until he tells you the audacity to call you "V A M O S V A M O S" and yeah, fuck him over like a piece of ####. you might wanna talk about the Infinite Combo Trick. his Nationality is shown to be Spanish.
his Cutscene is shown uppercuttin' a Bull, and gives a flower to a random girl (which is Carmen, probably his GF) and that's a reference to his lines saying "¿Has visto, hombre? ¿Cómo gano el amor de las chicas?" (Have you seen it, man? how i win the girls' love?"
on TD (Title Defense/Career Mode but Hard), he is shown to be a Emo (black hair and black rose or such idk), his cutscene on TD shows him destroy the "Little Mac has become the WVBA Champion!" poster and lift some Dumbbell before going for a Rematch with the Protagonist, Little Mac. (and his Title Defense theme is so good)
Little Mac: *punches Don Flamenco*
Don Flamenco: *blocks it and misses a punch*
Little Mac: *dodges and performs the Infinite Combo trick, devastating Don Flamenco*
Don Flamenco: *says "Aay, mi Carmen.."*
Little Mac: *regens health as he keeps taunting and Referee counts*
*5 sec later*
Little Mac: *destroys Don Flamenco with a 1 star Star Punch*
Don Flamenco: *stumbles and falls down and does the dead body in the coffin of the Graveyard (bro is trained for his funeral 💀)*
Don Flamenco: *blocks it and misses a punch*
Little Mac: *dodges and performs the Infinite Combo trick, devastating Don Flamenco*
Don Flamenco: *says "Aay, mi Carmen.."*
Little Mac: *regens health as he keeps taunting and Referee counts*
*5 sec later*
Little Mac: *destroys Don Flamenco with a 1 star Star Punch*
Don Flamenco: *stumbles and falls down and does the dead body in the coffin of the Graveyard (bro is trained for his funeral 💀)*
by JaredPogis October 17, 2023
Get the Don Flamenco mug.The word flaven is a most wonderful and amazing word. A flavorful word meaning a nerd, a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept, or a person with an unusual or odd personality; The word originates from a character created by Jerry Lewis during his early years with Dean Martin, and, more recently, from a popular animated character in the Simpsons, Professor Frink (Who ironically can also find his roots in the same original source). Professor Frink, the crazy mad scientist, as well as the earlier Jerry Lewis character, are the epitome of geekdom. There are many variations of the word Flaven. Flavin, Flaven-hoyven, Iven Flaven, and GLAVENHAVENMOYVENSCHLOYHEYY!! are just a few examples. Another popular variation is Flaven-Maven, or Maven-Haven. In addition, Glayhaywayven, blavenoyven, gloyvenshmoyven, glutenhoyway, and heyheyheywaywen are strangely popular. A proper pronunciation of flaven requires that the speaker say the word with the utmost urgency, so that the listener can truely grasp the importance of the word. Spoken with a wide-eyed glare and a dramatic tweaking of the vocal chords, this and other similar words not only will provide years of pleasure and joy to you personally, but will delight and stimulate those around you with the heart to embrace it. The next time you see a skinny kid hunched over a computer, glasses thick enough to burn out his corneas with the light of the monitor, in a half-dazed drooling display of eerie sedation, sneak up behind him and in your most commanding tone, yell out "FLAVEN". Yes, Flaven. Sure to propel your maven skyward in a true display of utter havenwaven.
"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension. bhay-gn-flaven!"
by Josh January 3, 2004
Get the flaven mug.Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.
by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008
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