Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.
Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"
Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freakingrules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.