flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Flat Earther

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

by FrogBoot May 05, 2018

Flat Earther

Idiots

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass

by Skin Ne Penis February 22, 2018

Flat Earther

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.

by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017

Flat Earthers

Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.

Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have

by The Urban Dictionarian July 07, 2018

Flat Earther

Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper

Flat Earthers are mentally retarted

by Eazy-E Jr. October 17, 2018