Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan February 2, 2016
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my ass. It is just a longer part of your back.
Person:What is a flat ass?
Me: My ass.
by mepmep. December 30, 2022
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Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt
Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀
by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 14, 2022
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a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).
by dontbesensitive December 2, 2019
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A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along
Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time
by thenavneet January 3, 2018
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Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."
Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.
by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018
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