flap cheese 

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

flap cheese by Harold Chimkowski August 29, 2006

Flap-Cheese 

Female of Fomunda Cheese. Crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the vagina when it has not been washed. This can consist of Sweat, Dirt, Discharge, and possible semen...god knows what else gets stuck in between there.

"God Becky, you should wash yourself...I can smell your Flap-Cheese from here"

Flap-Cheese by thoushallnotknow August 14, 2014

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese by Bob1984 July 25, 2010