flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

by Harold Chimkowski August 30, 2006

Flap-Cheese

Female of Fomunda Cheese. Crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the vagina when it has not been washed. This can consist of Sweat, Dirt, Discharge, and possible semen...god knows what else gets stuck in between there.

"God Becky, you should wash yourself...I can smell your Flap-Cheese from here"

by thoushallnotknow August 14, 2014