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flap cheese 

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.
When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.
flap cheese by Harold Chimkowski August 29, 2006

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!