flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.
Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.
by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011
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