flaming anus 

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

flaming anus by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007

flaming anus 

to pour hot sauce all over your dick and fuck a girl in the ass with it, afterwards, she licks everything off

Man, I gave her such a good flaming anus last night, she had to stop 1/2 way thru to cool it off!

flaming anus by ddrisgay4000000 February 12, 2007

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Flaminganus 

(flay-meeng-ay-nuhs) (n)- : A person's anal area that is burning, or "on fire" sometimes one can see this happening exaggeratingly in cartoons or something

Big Brother: You know, Flaming anus looks funnier when you put the 2 words together. FLAMINGANUS

Little Brother: What is a flaming anus?

Big Brother: Look it up on UrbanDictionary!

Flaminganus by The10thPlanet May 24, 2009