An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
by dasflyinturtleesq November 13, 2018
Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.
by kb July 23, 2004
the act of wacking off in a condom in a city bus and throwing it at the busdriver while yelling "COBY!"
by gymclassbuddies March 24, 2008
when someone is completely unaware that they are covered in flakes everywhere on their body.
this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)
this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)
by sugarpuffpee May 29, 2011
My girlfriend sat on my face while i had pink eye without me knowing and now she wishes she didn't have the Flaky Volcano.
by unknown6969696969 February 21, 2014
the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!
vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!
by ben-wah! April 3, 2003
The sexual act of defacating in a girls mouth, then vigorously skull fucking her. After ejaculating in her mouth aswell, the inside of her mouth should resemble a flaky pancake.
by cosbysweater12 November 30, 2010