flaky nic

when someone is completely unaware that they are covered in flakes everywhere on their body.

this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)

S: oh my word did you see the flakes that cover his body?!
C: yeah, he is such a flaky nic!

by sugarpuffpee October 22, 2011

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003