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The best possible man on earth who some call the chosen one. He is a simple man but is in a complete state. He is dominant, optimistic, selfconfident and has many things in common with a Kingsman. His charm can't be explained because only he has it. He also fucks like a lion. Let him of the leash and he will rip the sheets apart like a psychopath and will make you scream so loud that you didn't think you could do a sound like that. He is very attractive and only exist once. If you know THE Fjon, you are very fucking lucky. Because he would die to protect his friends. No matter how dangerous the situation is he will stay calm. If you are his girl you have done your part in life. You shouldn't worry that he will leave you. Even if it seems like it you should trust him. If he doesen't like you he will say it. Again, he is a simple guy. He won't talk about him but listen to you.(no matter if boy or girl) if you haven't seen him cry you don't know him. He only trusts his close family and his best bro. They would never leave each other in the dirt and they both know it. He most likely will become a millionaire.
"Omg Fjon fucked me sooo good last night"

"Nothing is even half as fun, if Fjon isn't here"
Fjon by Mlie January 6, 2019
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He is the chosen one.
If you know him you are very lucky. Because he is on a journey to raise his mental state and will always help you when in need. He is a mentally strong person and can let go very quickly. We all can hope that he won't become a psychopath.

He is dominant, very optimistic and is self-confident.

He knows more than you might think and will always use his knowledge.

He is also very good in bed and will fuck your pussy until you can't walk anymore.

May he will bring peace upon us. May he bring us balance.
Person1 : Who is that?
Person2 : I don't know. Would you check out his ass tho??

Person3 : heard his name is Fjon
Fjon by Mlie March 3, 2019
Related Words
Fjon Fjona Fjong Fjoning Fjonball Fjonda Fjonga fjönt
The craziest girl you will ever meet because she hits things when she laughs.
That girl is such a Fjona!
Fjona by emiillyxo November 6, 2011
mret
Fjona esht mret
Fjona by nonaperikona May 23, 2020
(n) a penis standing straight up in the air, half limp bizkit, half boner

(a) a grazing of a half boner, half bizkit along the body of your fellow man
(n) "Dude, thats a huge Fjong!"

(a) "Eww, you just gave me the biggest Fjong ever!"
Fjong by JLAT February 12, 2008
A pansy and a nerd with no self respect.
David has a vaccum cleaner for his keyboard, he is such a fjönt.
fjönt by Mr.Kaalevaala May 20, 2008
Fjonda is an Albanian name and is a very beautiful cherish and pretty girl. She is shy but if you are nice to her she is nice to you too. Her lucky tree is a cherry tree so every time she sees a tree she can make a wish.
what a fjonda!
-when you see a beautiful person
Fjonda by ariiiana December 24, 2016
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