Five dollar footlong
Five dollar footlong by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008
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five dollar footlong
five dollar footlong by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008
Five Dollar Footlong
LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!
Five Dollar Footlong by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009
Five-Dollar Footlong
Five-Dollar Footlong by Froggler August 2, 2010
Five-Dollar Footlong
Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.
Five-Dollar Footlong by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008
Five-dollar Footlong
An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:
Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!
Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.
Thank you for your time.
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!
Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.
Thank you for your time.
Five-dollar Footlong by MuigiKalash January 29, 2009
Five dollar footlong line
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