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the sexual act of opening a dead fish's mouth, putting it on your partner and moving it up and down
your mom gave me an awesome fishjob last night
fishjob by niggerochi July 13, 2011

Octo-Noggin FishJob 

When you put an octopus’s head on a mans genitalia and proceed to suck it.

Originating from youtuber ColdRaven. (AKA ColdRaven’a Nest)
The man received an Octo-Noggin FishJob

Octo-Noggin Fishjob 

When you put an octopus on a mans genitalia and proceed to suck it.
He got an octo-noggin fishjob

fishmobile 

Cars bought by fisherman frivolously after a good fishing season. These cars are consistently nice muscle cars such as Cameros, Mustangs, and Challengers
Guy: "Hey man, good to see your back from sea, nice new wheels!"
Fisherman: "The lobsetrin' season treatin' us all well, have you heard this car purr"
Guy thinks *wow what a fishmobile*
fishmobile by feffieweffie December 2, 2019
A gay ass fish who bangs his mum through walls and fucks his brother in the bath
Fishjeb fucks his brother
Fishjeb by Jezza Emu February 14, 2019

fish job (F.J.) 

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.
Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.
fish job (F.J.) by The Vice, KP July 28, 2011
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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