firtos

A crazy fun loving son of a bitch who is always down to party with a thick dick and a growing grinchy heart

That Firtos is one fun grinch fucker who always party's hard

firtos by Taigal bits January 20, 2018

Firdos 

The sweetest person you will ever meet. She is the kindest, funniest, amazing human being ever. There is never a dull moment when you are with her. She is a fantastic friend and will always be there for you. Never let go of your firdos.

OMG have you met Firdos she's the sweetest!

Firdos by Alien.gummies November 9, 2020

fritoscrunch 

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.

You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.

fritoscrunch by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

fartosaurus 

A massively monstrous amount of flatus.

Dave knocked out the whole class his fartosaurus!

fartosaurus by M3rc3h May 4, 2010

Fritos Effect 

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

Fritos Effect by DXL Spin February 11, 2012

fictosexual 

Pretty much, the definition (or at least me and my friends definition) of "fictosexual" is that you're more attached/attracted to a fictional character than an average human, but you're still open to a romantic relationship with an actual human in the future.

Guy: Hey you know Ari?
Girl: Yea! Isn't she fictosexual?
Guy: Yea, I heard she has a crush on this character "Damien Anderson" from a visual novel game.

fictosexual by Lifeisasadness July 7, 2018