first minute 

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

first minute by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022

The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

first few minutes 

When you first meet a new woman

Within the first few minutes she wanted my cock in her mouth, she was hungry...

first few minutes by Cheese N Cecil February 12, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008