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First Day Of School 

Argueably the most anxiety producing day of school. It marks the end of your Summer vacation and the beggining of a long nine monthes back in the system. You have to readjust your sleeping habbits from sleeping in to getting up at the crack of dawn. Not that you'll get to sleep early, you'll spend most of the night anxiously pondering the awaiting day. All in all, it's not that bad. You get to catch up with friends you havn't seen over the Summer and there's hardly any work on the first day.
I'm writing this at 9:45 A.M and tommorow is the first day of school. Goodbye Summer!
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First Day of School 

It's never too bad...you have a clean slate, new classes, you get to see all the people who you haven't seen over the summer...that whole can't fall asleep the night before it type of thing. Then the second day comes, and it's not too bad. Then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that hell for the next 9 months.
The first day of school is tommorrow...SHIT!!
First Day of School by Jakabones August 13, 2006

First Day Of School 

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.
Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
First Day Of School by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024

Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome 

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school
Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

The First Day of School 

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school
I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

The First Day of School 

right back at you with some more of that east-side shit.
eat my balls, please.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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