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firing blanks 

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
firing blanks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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Firing Blanks 

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
Firing Blanks by Myk29 November 24, 2009

Firing Blanks 

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet
"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

Firing blanks like '98 

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.
yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.
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