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finger blasted 

nilla got finger blasted in the back of richs jeep chreokee by steven

Finger Blasted 

The swift action of multiple fingers penetrating the vagina.
Andrea went to Boston to get finger blasted.
Finger Blasted by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

Finger-blasted 

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.
"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"
Finger-blasted by What a Jock! August 24, 2014

Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.
Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!
Steak finger blasted by Sinetoar February 26, 2022

Finger Blaster Master 

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
Finger Blaster Master by coleramsme January 16, 2017

Finger Blaster Master 

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.
Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
Finger Blaster Master by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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