find my libbay

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finding one's significant other, often through accidental circumstances and/or in your place of employ

Dude...why can't I just find my libbay?

by CambridgeBudday July 23, 2018

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find my Johnson

This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.

Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.

by Wiz Khalifalexander March 14, 2011

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Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

by ab5sr May 12, 2016

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Finding my theme music

When things are going your way, or when you find your groove.

"Five Halo kills in a row, I'm finding my theme music!"

"Alex Rodriguez is on a hitting streak, he's really found his theme music!"

by tyankou August 26, 2009

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i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

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