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a person morbidly hypochondriac convinced that you are philosophically schizophrenic
Ex1.

You are a filozoschyzochonder, friend !
You would need a pills or a bullet to your head.

Ex2.

A: To be or not to be, what a quiestion..
E: Who are u talking to ?
A: Him.
E: There is noone here.
A: YES THERE IS
E: You must be a filozoschyzochonder, go visit a doctor.
by antho.neo March 26, 2010
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